Teri: If you have a pain in the neck you should really consult a medical professional because your vertebrae may have slipped out of alignment, which could be a sign of something more serious. Gumball: Is she right? Jo an: What she is is a pain in the neck who makes my job a nightmare. Teri: You should never hold a sneeze, it's very dangerous! You could pop a blood vessel, or even worse. Teri: I was here first Jo an: Just a sec. Now for the last time, please get out of my office so I can curl up under my desk and revise my career choices. What you just described is called being hungry. I'm gonna prescribe two weeks off, and a couple of heavy sedatives a day for six weeks. I checked on the internet, and apparently it might be something called the G-Virus, which can only be cured by cutting off the infected part or the removal of the brain. The Nurse's Office Teri: So the symptoms are a weird, empty sensation in my stomach the feeling of light-headedness and unusual amount of saliva in my mouth when I think of food. Outside Darwin: So, When? Gumball: Huh? When what? And we will not rest until we find you a cure! And you will be rid of this terrible affliction! I promise. Gumball: Don't worry my friend! Whatever it is, we will find. Darwin: No dude, I think I'm allergic to something. Just squat over a bowl of milk, and whistle till they come out. What's wrong with you? Darwin: My throat is itchy, my breath is wheezy, my eyes are watery. You sound like the world's angriest baby. School Gumball: Dude, what is that? You've been doing it all morning. Anais: Meh, would've been better if you'd said: "You just got schooled." Nicole: You just got- Anais: It's too late now. Anais: I think you lost them at "Throw them through the window." Alright, what was your quip? Nicole: You just got bus-ted. Preserve reputation for punctuality, deliver clever mom quip. Kick children through the window, grab the two boys, twirl three times to generate speed, release it at exact 78 degree angle, throw the boys through the window directly into the school bus. Anais: Hi-ya! Nicole: What are you doing?! You're gonna miss the school bus. Deliver final quip: Time to hit the sack, literally. Enemy disarmed, confused-ready for the coup de grace. Just double knock him on the head real hard. Look, behind you, your butt! Then disorientate. Pillow Fight Gumball: First, distract target.
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